[mogua]

Mogua have blood-brother who have charter broadband. Other day I was on telephone line
with friend, and he have trouble with modem box. I call charter "help" number
so we can stay on line together and continue exercise on phone
together later. Charter "help" person try to tell blood-brother four or five times
name of file to type in to command line as part of procedure get help.
Charter Communication Medicine Man tongue very thick, and when I butt in and suggest
Charter person speak up, we are told "Oh, I caint's duz dat, dat be
'sturbin' tuh muh co-workers!"

Mogua no have broadband yet, but need it. Mogua never have
charter if charter last broadband provider in Mogua hunting grounds.

Mogua also tell charter communication no more snail-spam in Mogua
letter box. Continue to send and send--Mogua only wish charter communication
print snail-spam on soft paper like on roll in Mogua poop-lodge...